The Lighter Side Of Business

Sometimes business can be taken much too seriously. With the end of the year approaching and that mid-week Hump Day upon us again, it’s high time we allowed ourselves a little chuckle to unwind from status: overworked.

Here are 10 funny business quotes to help get you through the rest of the working week.


The quickest way to make a million? Marry it. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor

If you see a bandwagon, it’s too late. ~James Goldsmith

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to but anything was last year. ~ Marty Allen

Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence. ~Max Amsterdam

The art of management is the art of taking credit for other people’s work. ~Germaine Greer

I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. ~Steven Wright

A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee. ~Arnold H Glasgow

There is hardly anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse and sell a little cheaper. ~John Ruskin

About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends. ~Herbert Hoover

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. ~Peter Drucker


What helps you to see the lighter side of business?